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WTF Flagging

Symbols speak louder than tweets.

Ethos: A Flag Means War. Or Love. Or a Joke (or just a cringy gag)
WTF you wear says a lot about you.So fly the red flag. Or the green. Or whatever the hell you stand for.
Virtue signal transparency in real time.If you’ve ever called yourself or someone else a walking red flag, now is your chance to prove it.It’s a secret handshake. A call sign. People will ask — that’s the point.

Why Flags?

Why Flags?

Because nobody reads bios anymore. Pins are faster.You wear it. They ask. You laugh. You flirt. You get laid (maybe).
Or maybe you start a turf war. Either way, you’re no longer invisible.Most people are walking red flags. And some of them are worth kissing anyway.You wear it. They notice. They ask. You laugh. You flirt. You get laid. Maybe.Don’t be a boring NPC. Remember that you have free will. Use it in the funnest way possible.This is not for everyone, just for us. Please don’t tell too many people. Don’t make it cliché.Some get it, and some don’t. If you don’t get it, fuck you.

The Drop

The Drop

This is the beta drop. Real ones only.We’re making each pin fresh and custom — no waste, no stockpiles. Just vibes.Pre-order now to be part of the movement. We’ll keep you updated every step of the way.

Some people might give you hate for flying this. That’s fine. We’ve got a list. Odds are they’re already on it. If you recognize any of these clowns, show ‘em how you feel—fly the flag.If you hate everyone, we probably have a flag for you.

Our Enemies:

Our Enemies:

  • Conformity — dies for approval build.

  • Pussies — grow a pair.

  • Hyper-sensitive — “Did you just _____?!?!?!!!!!”

  • Dull people — (wouldn’t be surprised if their spotify wrapped was elevator music)

  • HR Reps — stop smiling at me like that I know your an op. Wolf in sheep’s clothing.

  • Boomers — no explanation needed. Fuck em.

  • Anyone who reported a meme for “misinformation.”

  • Men with podcasts who think “alpha” is a personality.

  • Couples with joint Instagram accounts.

  • Karens — obviously.

  • Your ex — crystals ≠ therapy.

  • “Type shit” bros.

  • Anyone who has ever asked to speak to your manager... touch grass.

  • Suits.

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